What Is Fexxx?

"We hate those shit bastards." - The Times Editor, overheard in a public house, probably talking about Fexxx.

Yo! Here at Fexxx, we understand that da yoof need to know what's going on just as much as anyone, if not more. That's why we put together this here YouthBlast to fill your hormonal minds with a pure hit from the fact bong. We are sure that our blend of Topshop-friendly aesthetics and useless media buzzwords will make you, the reader, more intelligent. In fact, recent studies have shown that Fexxx can contribute to your 5 thoughts a day. We are here, as ever, to show you that your life is but a rung on an immense ladder of shit. With blood, sweat and tears, The Fexxxperts.

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