Sentences and grammar, punctuation also, by Hugh Jarse.
Amidst this growing state of terror and chaos in the UK, some sunshine has been found in the Yorkshire village of Grimsby. Elation was felt throughout the White Supremacist community, as Nick Griffin stumbled upon his long lost Gay Card whilst reading about the recent disappearance of Ivor Manzoor, the creator of the Hovercraft. Fellow monolithic buddies have been aiding in the search for the past 16 months, after it was misplaced at the latest Andrew Lloyd Webber musical masterpiece, "Prancing Around Like A Fairy In A Blouse". Particularly avid searchers were known to mount cheetahs in a wide reaching quest for the card. One notably imprudent voyager tore apart one of his companions with a "Triple-Barrelled Cannon", in the mistaken belief that he had swallowed it. All this tomfoolery has been brought to a flaming climax as Griffin declared today that "Some supporters will fuck up, and their card will get thrown out. We have cameras everywhere."
As events unfolded...
Nick's a happy boy!
Photography by Zarehbini-Essahani Y
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